Things I Do Not Like

My other half used to tell me that I have a long list of unnecessary ‘I don’t like’ list – because he’s a firm believer that life is not really that complicated. I agree halfheartedly with his statement, but I thought I’d post some of my ‘Don’t Likes’ anyway.
KFC blackpepper chicken
bras
Jack Daniels
lizards
chicken shit
oily hair
itchy scalp
fat [...]

The Fair-Faced Man

During a recent band practice, someone noticed my other half and commented, “Your face is so much fairer now!”. Being the playful person he is, my other half replied, “Thanks to Garnier. It’s making me fairer!” That answer made everyone in the room laughed.
But the truth be told, he is actually using Garnier! lol. [...]

What The Diet?

I so hate my weight. It just won’t go down! >___