While waiting for my slow GPRS connection to load my other websites, I spent the time reading my emails.

One particular email caught my attention.

Treat your dad for a special gift with Aussino

AUSSINO is having sale again and here I am, somewhere at the end of the world!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Can someone (preferably a hot, super-wealthy, handsome, SINGLE Prince) come fetch me??? On a heli, of course, coz there’s no way a jet could land on my parents’ backyard - mom would be very pissed if her plants got destroyed.

I WANNA GO SHOPPING!!!!! >.<