Things not to do in the morning..

1. Getting out of bed when you no longer could hold the urge to pee. Sleep is precious, obviously and nobody likes to be disturbed while their sleeping. The feeling of wanting to pee is one of the “disturbance”, but whether you like it or not, you HAD to go. If you feel like peeing, just go. Don’t wait. If you hold too long, you might have to run to the bathroom with one eye close and stub your toes on the coffee table. (I have a coffee table in my room -_-)

2. Look in the mirror and stare at your fresh-out-of-bed look. You will think you’re sexy looking, until you saw that dull skin on your face. Not forgetting the imperfections too! (Think Philadelphia rhinoplasty for a moment..) And then you realize that it’s time for some facial! Aha. Another agenda in your “to-do-list” which would cost money..

3. Assume that it would be a bright, sunny day – until you heard the sound of raindrops on the roof. You run all the way down and to the backyard to pick your clothes that still smell of the expensive softener (everything is so expensive these days!!).. only to realize that you’re wearing your pyjama without a bra (or even worse, sleeping lingerie) and the neighbor from the backdoor was smiling at you..

There it goes. Only THREE things to remember.

Only 3 things to remember…

2 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    chegu carol said,

    January 30, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

    free show lah tu neighbor tu :D

  2. 2

    CJ said,

    January 30, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

    chegu carol: :shy:

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