Need To Lose Weight FAST!

Christmas is just about over a month away, and here I am worried sick about my weight. I need to lose weight fast! Fast like.. FAST! It wouldn’t look nice if I make a “big” impression to the townsfolk that I haven’t seen for about 2 years now if I make a grand entrance to the church looking like a baby hippo!

So I need to lose weight fast! Apparently, exercising didn’t help much. Laxatives didn’t help much either. And oh, those suffering detoxification did NOT work either! So what should I do???? >.< I am SO tempted to get my hands on those diet pills already!!! Argghhh.. the temptations!!!

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